Betel
The closest analog to betel chewing is snuff or chewing
tobacco. Almost entirely absent in the
city now, it was ubiquitous in my early rural Alberta experience: the tell-tale
round Copenhagen tin in a cowboy’s shirt pocket, the spitting in an empty cola
can, the bulging lower lip where the user stashes his tobacco wad.


Yesterday, a taxi driver had a particularly
bad case of the spits. He delivered it out
of the driver’s side window while the car was in motion. He did have a sense of aerodynamics in that
he cupped his hand leeward of his mouth to give the spit some sideways momentum
before the wind drag would whisk it backwards.
I moved over so as not to sit directly behind him. My grasp of aerodynamics is weak, but the downside of betel spit coming back through the open back door window seemed substantial.
So gross.
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